wtf

Yesterday, went to Kobe and met an old friend came alllllll the way from Tokyo : Miss Elaine. Had a great time, whole day in Kobe. Half way Wern and his kohai came from Nara after their exam finished.We had a perfect dinner at Mosaic , near Kobe port. The view was breath taking =) plus some best-est pizza that I ever had in Japan, 1300 yen per person was totally worth it.

Wern gave me a tin, saying it as my belated birthday present. With that smile on his face, I could sense that 'something' is good coming on, or I say 'nothing' good will I get?

It is something not even the buyer know what it is inside but on it says like this :

Tin for adults, only for 18 and above.

Something to be used for 2 adults in the middle of the night.

大人の楽しみ缶 a surprise tin for adults.

Enhance the imagination for 2 adults.

Funny toys included.

Since I did not have a can opener, and it's not something should be open so publicly , I decided to bring it back first. When I was back in my hostel , my friend a Japanese came in (they're not suppose to be in here during summer holidays) and said he missed the last train home need to stay over at my place for a night. OK~ no problem of course. So I had to to delay the open of my present till today. When I opened it this morning :

Am really sure this time nothing good is coming.. There's nothing in there that I could use. Cause..... Cause.....

the contents are : condoms, some weird gel , G-string.. etc. The last thing I found was really hilarious :

DAMN IT!

A VIBRATOR... Why the hell did I receive a vibrator as my birthday present!>!?!?>!#?" I put the batteries on, and the light came alive, with the little egg vibrate like nobody's business. 10 times stronger than the vibration of my cell phone . Yes guys it is exactly the same as you see in in your computer's porn. The AV stars might really get high with this inside their ..

It was lots of fun opening this present, with something really funny came out. Too sad I can't get to use any of them now >< . Can't wait to use them. lol

Thanks Mr Loo =))))